Self-Taught Scoundrel

I find it useful to control unwanted reactions by using some simple philosophy from the movie The Big Lebowski.  For example, somebody says unicorns are lame and stupid.  Of course, if I were a unicorn fanboy, I’d go on a rampage but “wait a minute” my logic says and then this guy appears in my mind.

He may have had negative experiences with unicorns.  Besides, it’s unproductive to go ape-shit and unicorns are already cool in my book.  That’s what matters so I chillax and have a cerveza.